If You Had One Wish

Posted by The Wild Zimarik in Economy, Education, General, Liberal News Papers, Politics, Speaking Out, We The People, What is the U.S. coming to?

I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish.

 

“I want to live forever,” I said.

 

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”

 

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”

 

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

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