Hot Air

Posted by The Wild Zimarik in Economy, General, Government Health Care, Politics, Speaking Out, We The People

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.  She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.  She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,  “Your in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level.  You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”

She rolled her eyes ans said,  “You must be a Republican.”  “I am replied the man how did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct.  But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost.  Frankly, you must be an Obama Demarcate.”  “How did you know?”  “Well said the man, You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You   made a promise you have no idea how to keep,and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

This was sent to me and I thought that I should pass it on.

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