About The Size Of It

Posted by The Wild Zimarik in Economy, Education, General, Government, Government Health Care, Illegal Border Crossing, Politics, Speaking Out, We The People

A  beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican
refugee outside
an Arizona immigration office. “Good
man,” the fairy
said, “I’ve been sent here by President Obama and
told to grant you three
wishes, since you just arrived in the United
States with your wife
and eight children.”  

The
man told the fairy, “Well, where I come from we
don’t have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in
them.”  

The
fairy looked at the man’s almost toothless grin and —
PING ! — he had a
brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

“What
else?” asked the fairy, “Two more to go.”

The
refugee claimant now got bolder. “I need a big
house with a three
car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight
bedrooms for my
family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my
country. I want
to bring them all over here” — and — PING !
— in the distance
there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car
garage, a long
driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale
neighborhood overlooking the
bay.  

“One
more wish”, said the fairy, waving her wand.

“Yes,
one more wish. I want to be like an American with
American clothes
instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead
of this sombrero
. And I want to have white skin like Americans”
—and — PING ! — The man was transformed – wearing worn out jeans,
a Baltimore Orioles
T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back
and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon.  

“What
happened to my new teeth?” he wailed,
“Where is my new
house?”  

THIS
IS GOOD . . . . . .
. .
NO,
ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD .
. . . . .
The
fairy said…………………..  

“Tough
shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to
fend for
yourself.”  

And
she disappeared..

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